Fall Back

“The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn’t require any.”
—Russell Baker

“I was driving like a maniac to get here on time. I took a wrong turn, and see a sign that says, Caution: Small Children Playing. So, I slowed down. Then it occurs to me—I’m not afraid of small children.”
—Jonathan Katz

“I majored in nursing. I had to drop it. I ran out of milk.”
—Judy Tenuta

“Today’s lesson will be an experiment—half of you will get real information, while the other half will get a placebo.”
—Matt Coleman

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
—Charlie Chaplin